Skateboards Quotes

“Basset Hounds never get scared. We’re fearless, resolute and know how to season a good lamb chop.”
― Elias Zapple, Duke & Michel: The Mysterious Corridor

“Allegedly, allegedly I say, the R.G.A. were extremely miffed of portrait painted of their monarch, King Tingaling XX, by Master. Portrait apparently, as it’s yet t’be unveiled, depicts King Tingaling XX in rather compromisin’ position with a pineapple, a wad of cash and his favourite pig, Buttercup.”
― Elias Zapple, Duke & Michel: The Mysterious Corridor