Smelly Quotes

“When Geoffrey was away, the goat often took himself off. He had soon got the goats at Granny’s cottage doing his bidding, and Nanny Ogg said once that she had seen what she called ‘that devil goat’ sitting in the middle of a circle of feral goats up in the hills. She named him ‘The Mince of Darkness’ because of his small and twinkling hooves, and added, ‘Not that I don’t like him, stinky as he is. I’ve always been one for the horns, as you might say. Goats is clever. Sheep ain’t. No offence, my dear.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Shepherd's Crown

“That's right, Snowbébé. This world—it's cold and smelly.”
― Taiyo Matsumoto, Cats of the Louvre

“POZZO: Which of you smells so bad?
ESTRAGON: He has stinking breath and I have stinking feet.”
― Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot

“It goes on top and breaks down,
It can emit a high or low sound.
Each atom of such noisy chute
Exhale the aroma of a ripe fruit.”
― Ana Claudia Antunes

“There's an old saying that guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. It's been three weeks now, Armand, and the stench is pretty strong. I don't know how long you're planning to stay in Fiji, but in any event, this is your last evening in my vale.”
― Anne Østby, Pieces of Happiness

“They had named her Chutney because she smelled like a mix of too many things. None of them pleasant.
It's how she had smelled from the day they had brought her home, an abandoned year-old puppy with balance issues. They had changed her diet several times, switched to feeding her homemade food, bathed her every day. Nothing worked. It was the slobber. There was just some sort of genetic thing that no vet could figure out how to mask. Tara had declared that there was something magical about having a dog with an odor problem living in a home that made incense.”
― Sonali Dev, Incense and Sensibility

“IF AN OTTER GETS INSIDE, YOU OTTER GET OUT THE SMELL!”
― Lynn Byk, The Fearless Moral Inventory of Elsie Finch