Smoking Joke Quotes

“At school, they said if you smoke you get thick black tar in your lungs. Mr. Macdonald, it’s not good for you.”
Mr. Macdonald smiled and lit his pipe. “Is that so?” He blew out a puff of smoke. “Good, that tar will keep me warm in the winter months.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Archie Wilson & The Beasts of Loch Ness