Sookie Quotes

“What are you, Zen Master Fang?”
― Charlaine Harris, Deadlocked

“Well, they got married. No one pulled a Jane Eyre...”
― Charlaine Harris

“Their backs were to me, and the vampire hadn't seen me yet I loosened the coiled chain so a good three feet of it swung free. Who to attack first? They were both small and vicious.

I remembered Mack's contemptuous dismissal and the fact that he never left me a tip. Mack first.”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead Until Dark

“For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo.”
― Charlaine Harris, Deadlocked

“...Amelia was sitting on the pavement in her lawn chair, a glass of wine in her hand.
When we emerged, she set the glass down very carefully on the ground and then looked us over from head to toe.
'Okay, don't know how to react,' she said, finally.”
― Charlaine Harris

“she was ethereally lovely, with a kind of deadly edge. the deadly edge was what a person shouldn't forget.”
― Charlaine Harris, All Together Dead