Split The Party Quotes

“Oh, Grumble! He who cares for the beaten, the powerless and the downtrodden, he who lends his ears to those with silenced voices! God of those who toil tirelessly, protector of the ones that cower, watcher of the weak! Oh, Grumble, God of the Minions! As your paladin, I call upon you and ask... are you really going to take this shit?”
― Drew Hayes