Star Wars Jokes Quotes

“What do you call a guy who brings dinner for a rancor?

An Appetizer!”
― Jacen Solo

“What do you get when you cross an Astromech and a Ewok?

A short circuit!”
― Jacen Solo

“Hey, I don’t make the rules, I just work here. You have a complaint, take it up with the Emperor.”
― Michael Reaves, Star Wars: Death Star

“There is no emotion - there is peace.
There is no ignorance - there is knowledge.
There is no passion - there is serenity.
There is no chaos - there is harmony.

Whoever wrote the Jedi Code, thought Qui-Gon Jinn, never had to deal with the Hutts.”
― Claudia Gray, Master and Apprentice

“What's the difference between a AT-AT and a stormtrooper on foot?

One is a Imperial Walker and one is a walking Imperial.”
― Jacen Solo

“What does a Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion?

A bow Tie!”
― Jacen Solo

“Considering how the Imperial storm troopers usually make up in numbers what they lack in marksmanship—I'd say I've got the advantage”
― K.W. Jeter, Star Wars: The Bounty Hunter Wars Trilogy

“You were going to say the Death Star, weren’t you?”

“Well, yes. If you can quote poetry, I can reference Star Wars.”
― Louise Penny, All the Devils Are Here