Step Mother Quotes

“She had the the most extraordinary capacity for falling asleep at a moments notice. Any kind of pause in the routine was an excuse for a nap. I swear she was more cat than human.”
― Chris Priestley, Tales of Terror from the Tunnel's Mouth

“It is customary to have vampires in stories nowadays - they are quite the norm, just like wicked stepmothers used to be. Yes, vampires have sent wicked stepmothers into retirement homes, to brew cups of tea and tend to their arthritic knees.”
― Jane De Suza, The Spy Who Lost Her Head