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Strip Club Quotes

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Dave Eggers
“We have no choice. We need the communion of souls and only here are they awake.”
Dave Eggers, You Shall Know Our Velocity!

V.B. Emanuele
“I don’t care if you dance for other men, or even women, but I don’t want his f*cking hands anywhere near you again. And if he touches you again, his blood will be on your hands.”
V.B. Emanuele, Hollywood Comes Home

V.B. Emanuele
“I’m not losing you again. You’re only mine and I’ll f*cking m*rder anyone who challenges me.”
V.B. Emanuele, Hollywood Comes Home

A.T. Hicks
“She had hit rock-bottom. She had given a blow job to a man who for all intents and purposes, was a bum. He had smelled so bad, she forced him to spray on some of the perfume she always carried in her purse. Her favorite perfume. After tonight, she was quitting. Yeah, she’d have to go back home with her two kids, grovel to her mama and work a dead-end job, but anything was better than getting down on your knees to give a guy as disgusting as Lenny a one-off.”
A.T. Hicks, Peaches and the Gambler

Tim Dorsey
“A strip club is one of the few places where two groups voluntarily come together who have such precipitous contrasts in net worth and familiarity with violence, each group with a head-and-shoulders edge in one category. The basic math of a tropical storm.”
Tim Dorsey, Florida Roadkill

Philip  Elliott
“I got this cousin, Lamar,' he said. 'Total fool. And by fool I mean motherfucker wouldn't find water in a swimming pool. But, like all fools, he once spoke a sentence of true wisdom. We'd been talking about this brother, who had a certain . . . fondness for the kind of place you and I find ourselves in right now, and Lamar, in the midst of all his usual ignorant bullshit, said, "You got to be wary of a man who spends all his time watching titties bounce."' Floyd threw his head back and laughed. 'Shit still gets me.”
Philip Elliott, Nobody Move

“I understood and agreed that from a feminist perspective working in a strip club was extremely problematic, but I was saving money to travel and making more in one night than most of my friends made in a week. Plus, it was interesting.”
Periel Aschenbrand, On My Knees: A Memoir – A Hysterical Journey Through Single-Girl Hell to Rebuild Life and Relationships

V.B. Emanuele
“I thought seeing you again was going to hurt, but the moment I saw you, I knew it was not seeing you that was killing me.”
V.B. Emanuele, Hollywood Comes Home

V.B. Emanuele
“Forever used to scare me. In my world, nothing is forever. But when I’m with you, forever seems doesn’t seem long enough.”
V.B. Emanuele

Samantha Bee
“I didn't have the energy to scream at the flasher or yell for security. And besides, the 'security team' was just a bunch of tanned strippers in peekabook bikini briefs and heels. So I took matters into my own hands.

'Thank God you're here. Get on top of me right now and force-feed me all of that man meat!' I shouted at him. 'Your penis is irresistible to me! I must have it in my body right this minute!'

I started to back him into a corner. 'No, don't put it back inside your pants! I require all of the services you are offering me. I request that you inspect my vaginables and see if they meet your exacting standards!'

As I pulled my own pants down, he ran out of the building, never so scared in his life.”
Samantha Bee, I Know I Am, But What Are You?