Surfing Humor Quotes

“Flotsam said, “He thinks I shouldn’t do surfboard self-defense on four squids that flip us off and stole my juices when I was rippin’. They thought it was cooleo till one of them caught my log upside his head when I snaked him on the next wave.”

“What?” Ronnie said.

“All I said was,” Jetsam said to Flotsam, “You should cap the little surf Nazi if you wanna turn him into part of the food chain, not torpedo him till he’s almost dead in the foamy.”
― Joseph Wambaugh, Hollywood Crows

“Wait.
It's cool!
Betty shares her nachos.
What a non-bogus babe Betty is.”
― Lisa Pliscou, Dude: Fun with Dude and Betty

“Uh oh.
Bud has chowed Dude's burrito.
Most heinous, Bud!
Bud is harshing on Dude's mellow.”
― Lisa Pliscou, Dude: Fun with Dude and Betty