Team Gigi Quotes

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Kate Canterbary
“Pfft." She waved a hand at me. "I've seen plenty of penises, thank you. I married a man, and I raised two sons. For years, I couldn't go a day without seeing at least two penises. Years, Magnolia.”
Kate Canterbary, The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Kate Canterbary
“I was convinced I'd met all the men metro Boston had to offer. There was the wandering millennials, the affluent assholes, the man-shaped children, the chronically misogynistic mansplainers.”
Kate Canterbary, The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Kate Canterbary
“I sounded perky and breezy but you can believe I rolled my eyes like a motherfucker.”
Kate Canterbary, The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Kate Canterbary
“I didn't actually want a dick pic. Those things were worse than opening the camera app and finding it in selfie mode. Even the most beautiful people in the world looked like triple-chinned potatoes at that angle.”
Kate Canterbary, The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Kate Canterbary
“She," I replied. "She. She's one of those A-N-D-Y Andys because fuck the patriarchy and their arcane gendered spelling conventions.”
Kate Canterbary, The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Kate Canterbary
“We were fucked up in the feels.”
Kate Canterbary, The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Kate Canterbary
“Those forearms were straight out of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.”
Kate Canterbary, The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

Kate Canterbary
“The waiter chose this moment to stop at our table and babble on about the backstory of each dish and its ingredients. The carrots were cruelty-free, the bacon knew its grandmother, the chef had trekked all the way to the Malabar coast to handpick the peppercorns. It was a whole big thing.”
Kate Canterbary, The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating