Team Gigi Quotes

“Pfft." She waved a hand at me. "I've seen plenty of penises, thank you. I married a man, and I raised two sons. For years, I couldn't go a day without seeing at least two penises. Years, Magnolia.”
― Kate Canterbary, The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“I was convinced I'd met all the men metro Boston had to offer. There was the wandering millennials, the affluent assholes, the man-shaped children, the chronically misogynistic mansplainers.”
― Kate Canterbary, The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“I sounded perky and breezy but you can believe I rolled my eyes like a motherfucker.”
― Kate Canterbary, The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“I didn't actually want a dick pic. Those things were worse than opening the camera app and finding it in selfie mode. Even the most beautiful people in the world looked like triple-chinned potatoes at that angle.”
― Kate Canterbary, The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“She," I replied. "She. She's one of those A-N-D-Y Andys because fuck the patriarchy and their arcane gendered spelling conventions.”
― Kate Canterbary, The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“We were fucked up in the feels.”
― Kate Canterbary, The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“Those forearms were straight out of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.”
― Kate Canterbary, The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating

“The waiter chose this moment to stop at our table and babble on about the backstory of each dish and its ingredients. The carrots were cruelty-free, the bacon knew its grandmother, the chef had trekked all the way to the Malabar coast to handpick the peppercorns. It was a whole big thing.”
― Kate Canterbary, The Magnolia Chronicles: Adventures In Dating