Tech Support Quotes

“Please?” asked the girl.

“I AM BUSY. I AM TRYING TO FIX CONTINENTAL DRIFT.”

“I…didn’t know it was broken.”

Uriel’s face became more animated, his speech faster.

“IT HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR FIVE WEEKS AND FIVE DAYS. I THINK IT BROKE WHEN I RELOADED NEW ZEALAND FROM A BACKUP COPY, BUT I DO NOT KNOW WHY. MY SYNCHRONIZATION WAS IMPECCABLE AND THE CHANGE PROPAGATED SIMULTANEOUSLY ACROSS ALL SEPHIROT. I THINK SOMEBODY BOILED A GOAT IN ITS MOTHER’S MILK. IT IS ALWAYS THAT. I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO DO IT, BUT NOBODY LISTENS.”
― Scott Alexander, Unsong

“The diagnostic said there was nothing wrong with the threep, which may have meant there was something wrong with the diagnostic.”
― John Scalzi, Lock In

“Sometimes hitting things makes me feel better.

Be that as it may... I don't think electronics respond to physical violence. Ya can't "alpha" your way through a Windows update.”
― T.J. Klune, Heartsong

“The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.”
― Cox Tech