Tech Support Quotes

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“Please?” asked the girl.

“I AM BUSY. I AM TRYING TO FIX CONTINENTAL DRIFT.”

“I…didn’t know it was broken.”

Uriel’s face became more animated, his speech faster.

“IT HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR FIVE WEEKS AND FIVE DAYS. I THINK IT BROKE WHEN I RELOADED NEW ZEALAND FROM A BACKUP COPY, BUT I DO NOT KNOW WHY. MY SYNCHRONIZATION WAS IMPECCABLE AND THE CHANGE PROPAGATED SIMULTANEOUSLY ACROSS ALL SEPHIROT. I THINK SOMEBODY BOILED A GOAT IN ITS MOTHER’S MILK. IT IS ALWAYS THAT. I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO DO IT, BUT NOBODY LISTENS.”
Scott Alexander, Unsong

John Scalzi
“The diagnostic said there was nothing wrong with the threep, which may have meant there was something wrong with the diagnostic.”
John Scalzi, Lock In

T.J. Klune
“Sometimes hitting things makes me feel better.

Be that as it may... I don't think electronics respond to physical violence. Ya can't "alpha" your way through a Windows update.”
T.J. Klune, Heartsong

“The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.”
Cox Tech