The Ersatz Elevator Quotes

“Read about things that wouldn't keep you up all night long, weeping and tearing out your hair.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Ersatz Elevator

“It may be difficult to believe, but, at any given moment, someone somewhere is in a dangerous situation and other people in some other place are dancing and having a good time. The world is often like this. A celebration here; terrible trouble just outside the door.”
― Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events