The Vatican Quotes

“Mother Teresa was a propagandist who used the poor to further the Vatican's ends.
See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. While it may be true that Mother Teresa was a parasitic ghoul, decent people don't actually say that.”
― Ron Currie

“We're staying at a Vatican guesthouse, with other visiting priests," said Reggie. "It's like a summer share on Fire Island, only with fewer inhibitions.”
― Paul Rudnick, The Tuxedo Society