Three Stooges Quotes

“You’re not related to the Three Stooges are you? ‘Cause I could swear this escape scene is one of theirs.” ~ Jim”
― Katie MacAlister, You Slay Me

“Don't even get me started on The Beastie Boys—those Three Stooges of rap. They are The Triple Sam Bankman-Fried of the music industry, looting everything of value for their personal gain and leaving those behind far poorer for the experience.”
― Jarod Kintz, Don't Even Get Me Started On The Beastie Boys

“If at first you don't succeed, keep on succin' till you do succeed.”
― Jerome "Curley" Howard

“We'll see how big a coup it is," Zuckerman said.
"Zoom is moving into golf in a very big way. Huge. Humongous. Gigantic."
"Enormous," Myron said.
"Mammoth," Win added.
"Colossal."
"Titanic."
"Bunyanesque."
Win smiled. "Brobdingnagian," he said.
"Oooo," Myron said. "Good one."
Zuckerman shook his head. "You guy are funnier than The Three Stooges without Curly.”
― Harlan Coben, Back Spin

“Barbara was all too familiar with the reality that boys are very different from girls. For example, their sense of humor is different. A group of boys can watch old "Three Stooges" episodes and howl with laughter while girls just shake their heads in confusion, wondering what's so funny. Boys' eating habits (and preferences) are also very different than girls. It's not that one is right and the other wrong. It's just that a boy finds nothing strange about a ketchup-and-peanut butter sandwich, or a cold piece of pizza for breakfast, or putting French fries inside his hamburger. In a boy's room, it's not altogether unlikely to discover a petrified chicken bone or a year-old empty Coke can stuffed into the back of a sock drawer.”
― Jeff Kinley