Tiggy Quotes

“Gary, why Sam sweating?”
“Well you see, my dear Tiggy. When a boy loves another boy very much, it makes him awkward and have feelings in his penis and mmmphh!”
“Sam, why you use magic and glue Gary’s mouth shut?”
“Is that what that was? Gosh! I just thought I was singing to myself!”
“MMMMPH!”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

“If Sam were a tree, you know what kind of tree he’d be?”
“What kind?”
“A pine. Because of all the pining.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

“Sam never gonna find a boyfriend,” Tiggy said. “No one gonna take his flower.”
“Don’t talk about my flower!”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

“I glanced back at my merry little band of travelers. A hornless gay unicorn. A half-giant. A knight who was a jerk but that I wanted to have for breakfast.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

“So I said, “Goddammit,” and hugged it out with the both of them, because feelings.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart