Tom Stanley Quotes

“Tom gave him a suspicious look. “Stanley, you’ve never actually worked a homicide investigation, right?”
“No, but how hard can it be? You collect all the clues and you put them together, and voila. I have read a lot of mystery novels.”
― Victor J. Banis, Deadly Nightshade

“What’s that shit?”
“Bubbles. It’s a bubble bath.”
“Jesus H. Christ, I can’t take a bubble bath. What’ll people think? If anybody found out I was taking bubble baths…”
“Well, why don’t you climb into the tub and I’ll go fight off the paparazzi, okay?”
― Victor J. Banis, Deadly Nightshade