Too Funny Quotes

“What do you mean, “Not to worry, she's home safe with Skiboy”?
What the hell is a "Skiboy"?”
― Meg Cabot, Boy Meets Girl

“Woman,” Westley roared, “you are the property of the Dread Pirate Roberts and you…do…what…you’re…told!”
― William Goldman

“You're a menace! she barked at him. What if that hadn't worked?”
― Kaylie Smith, Phantasma