Toothpaste Quotes

“If Bertie was a god (a favourite fantasy), she would be manufacturing things there was a shortage of - bees, tigers, dormice - not flip-flops and phone covers and toothpaste.”
― Kate Atkinson, A God in Ruins

“What are you doing?” Tara always has a perma-smile, like she’s constantly auditioning for an ad for Crest toothpaste, and she turns it on me now.”
― Lauren Oliver, Before I Fall

“The key to dancing is to do it without music. Whoever first paired dancing and music together was an absolute lunatic, and would have been more useful to society if squeezed out of a tube of toothpaste. Nine out of ten dentists agree with me.”
― Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“My happiness is at the bottom of a used tooth paste tube, it takes some effort to extract some.”
― Alain Bremond-Torrent, running is flying intermittently

“Even were we to agree, we could notice that things do not develop by continuous extrusion through time like toothpaste squeezed from a tube.”
― Robin Evans, The Projective Cast: Architecture and Its Three Geometries