Trailer Park Quotes

“Look at the huge success of Fifty Shades of Grey. The girl in the book lets a rich guy beat her and ritually rape her, and she likes it! She finds it erotic! But imagine if Christian Grey wasn't a billionaire. Imagine if he lived in a dirty old trailer down by the river. Then that story wouldn't be a sexy romance novel, but an episode of CSI.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends

“I thought of all the summer evenings I'd spent sitting in the chairs under the trees beside the trailer, reading books that helped me escape Creek View, at least for a little while. Magical kingdoms, Russian love triangles, and the March sisters couldn't have been further away from the trailer park.”
― Heather Demetrios, I'll Meet You There

“I had a friend who got pregnant at age 14 and wasn’t quite sure who the father was.
Her paternity test went a little something like this: “If it comes out black, its Darwin’s and if it comes out white its Ray’s.”
This is how things were done in the trailer park.”
― Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir

“Sani's family lived in a well-kept double-wide in an otherwise less-than-spiff trailer park outside of Sawmill.”
― John Scalzi, Lock In

“America is a third world country. Trailer parks are America's favelas.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, American Fascism: A German Writer's Urgent Warning To America

“I'm sick, sick, sick to death of reading about the Mitford sisters."

"Have you read INSPIRED BY IAGO?"

"HEAVENS ! no!"

"It's not what you think ... it opens in a trailer park ..."

"Right AWAY you've lost me. A little 'trailer park' goes a long way with me."

"What do you like?" asked Arthur Harburg, patiently. He was used to dealing with his spoiled clients.

"I like a book with short chapters," said Matilda. "I love to be able to say, 'I just want to finish this chapter,' and do it. SUCH a feeling of accomplishment."

~Dominick Dunne, PEOPLE LIKE US”
― Dominick Dunne, People Like Us

“Mischievous Community of Snowbirds”
― Kris Courtney, Florida Retirement Is Murder

“The werewolf from the next row over and five trailers down had slipped his leash again, howling bloody murder and knocking over the neighbors’ trash cans.”
― C.L. McCollum, 13 County Road 666

“MAGA dumbfucks are trailer park yokels with 6 teeth who support robber barons with 6 yachts.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, American Fascism: A German Writer's Urgent Warning To America