Turd Quotes

“All I can tell you for certain is that at this very moment I'm speaking to you I could do with a really foul whore – I'd like her fresh from the seat of a close stool, her arse reeking of shit, and her cunt smelling of fish. Ho there, Thérèse! You whose filthiness dates back to the Flood, you who haven't wiped your arse since you were baptized and you whose vile cunt stinks for ten miles around, bring all that over here, I beg you, and add a turd, too, if you like.”
― Marquis de Sade, The 120 Days of Sodom: A Classic of Extreme French Literature

“Even if it's a witty, singing and dancing turd, it's still a turd.”
― Stephen King, Sleeping Beauties

“The business friend did not recognize the sewerman, which was not surprising as the man's face was no more than a shining turd.”
― Elias Canetti, Auto-da-Fé

“Everyone goes through enough shit that we all look like turds in the end.”
― Nuclear Circus, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

“Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it.”
― K. Martin Beckner, A Million Doorways