Twilight Pun Quotes

“I learned that it's okay to feel the way I do: that my life has no meaning unless I have a boyfriend. A real man is like the perfect vampire-boy and all the perfect guys in Twue Wuv.”
― Jess C. Scott, Literary Heroin (Gluttony): A Twilight Parody

“Pick a side, Max. I feel like I'm living through some vampire romance where you can't be near me because my blood smells delicious.”
― Lucy Keating, Dreamology

“Everyone in the room stared at me like they expected me to grow fangs and sparkle.”
― Carrie Harris, Bad Taste in Boys

“A first edition of Peter Pan appeared gift-wrapped on my bed - Lucy admitted that Asher had drafted her to help deliver that present.”
― Corrine Jackson, Touched

“The vampire burned up?” Dylan asked, his eyes lit with humor. “You mean, he doesn’t sparkle in the sunlight?”
― Colleen Gleason, The Spiritglass Charade

“God, Richard better not sparkle like Edward fucking Cullen or I was going to have to do something drastic. Like burn the city down.”
― Fae Quin, Bite Me! - You Know I Like It