Unicycle Quotes

“She told me she was in pain, because she just had her ankle replaced. I said, “With what, a wheel?” Then I told her that hot duck soup is best served frozen, and that I've always wanted to ride a unicycle.”
― Jarod Kintz, BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

“Marriage is a bike, not a unicycle”
― Shon Hyneman , It's the Woman You Gave Me

“I told her a bit about unicycles. “The unicycle is the ultimate symbol of autonomy—with the adversity of only having one wheel, there is a struggle to move forward. When you grow more comfortable with your knowledge of the mechanics of the bike and the lay of the land, you learn to manoeuvre gracefully on any terrain life can throw at you. It’s the same as the test of gaining your own autonomy.”
― Michael Whone , There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

“Everyone stops for a giant on a unicycle.”
― Kimberly Willis Holt, Blooming at the Texas Sunrise Motel

“A unicycle is a training wheel for learning to levitate.”
― John Alejandro King aka The Covert Comic