Unlucky Valley Quotes

“You really shouldn’t drink potions if you don’t know what they do. - Aunt Polly”
― Michelle M. Pillow, Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes

“You are either a half-baked, baked, or burnt cookie. You decide, but you can't be all three in life. - Aunt Polly”
― Michelle M. Pillow, Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes

“It never hurts to have an army of garden gnomes protecting your property.”
― Michelle M. Pillow, Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes

“Magic doesn’t work like that. You have to have intent and focus, but not think about it. - Aunt Polly”
― Michelle M. Pillow, Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes

“You can’t just bippity-bap with your dipple-stack. - Aunt Polly”
― Michelle M. Pillow, Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes

“I’m always where I’m supposed to be. - Aunt Polly”
― Michelle M. Pillow, Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes

“Shut your mouth, Florus, or the ghosts will get in. The disembodied are always looking to hitch a ride in the right vessel. - Aunt Polly”
― Michelle M. Pillow, Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes

“Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you have to lay on your backside all day. - Aunt Polly”
― Michelle M. Pillow

“He’s like a half-baked cookie. - Aunt Polly”
― Michelle M. Pillow, Better Haunts and Garden Gnomes