Upgrades Quotes

“Society, as we know it today, was founded a long time ago on a certain premise, within a particular array of energies. Over time, everything that was built upon that foundation have been upgrades.”
― Sabina Nore, Weird Genius: The Story of Your Ankh

“Now it’s as if buying a new phone is like winning some kind of contest. I felt as if I were in a bidding war for the color I wanted, not that I actually care, because I’ll get a case to prevent the thing from shattering the first time it falls out of my bra strap.”
― Regina Barreca

“The problem probably started when I refused to call the process of purchasing the device an “upgrade.” When I buy a new roll of toilet paper, I do not refer to it as “upgrading” my toilet paper even if, for some uncanny reason, the new roll is slightly better than the previous one.”
― Regina Barreca