Vaginal Fantasy Quotes

“I love crafting. Knitting, decoupage, scrapbooking, any "lady-ish" art form, I'm a fan. For about six months each. Then I shove all the supplies in a closet, alongside the skeletons of long dead New Year's resolutions, like saber fencing, playing the ukulele, and Japanese brush painting.”
― Felicia Day, You're Never Weird on the Internet

“What did the zombie say to the whore?
Keep the tip!”
― Diana Rowland, My Life as a White Trash Zombie