Vasectomy Quotes

“My genes done gone and tricked my brain
By making fucking feel so great
That's how the little creeps attain
Their plan to fuckin' replicate
But brain's got tricks itself, you see
To get the bang but not the bite
I got this here vasectomy
My genes can fuck themselves tonight.
- The R-Selectors, Trunclade”
― Peter Watts, Blindsight

“...and there will be no more interruptions and you will be staying for dessert, coffee, and cigars.”
― Abraham Verghese, Cutting for Stone

“I ask you, doctor, what is there in the world more selfish than a baby? Nothing!

-The Small Assassin”
― Ray Bradbury, The October Country

“Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single