Vatican Approved Foreplay Quotes

“Catholic sex is twenty minutes of pleading and whining (Vatican-approved foreplay), thirty seconds of involuntary shuddering and an hour of apologizing to God.”
― Lionel Fisher, Celebrating Time Alone: Stories Of Splendid Solitude

“Do you have or have had a Red Button at your back, within your parish, and you are trapped? Lay red buttons throughout. Then all will have no doubt. There are evildoers about.”
― A.K. Kuykendall, The Confessional