Ventriloquist Dummies Quotes

“I feel about my phone the way horror-movie ventriloquists feel about their dummies: It's smarter than me, better than me, and I will kill anyone who comes between us.”
― Colson Whitehead, The Noble Hustle: Poker, Beef Jerky, and Death

“It was a rare dummy that invested itself too much in caring for humans, deaf to their input and condescending to them as a rule.”
― Thomm Quackenbush, The Road to Vent Haven