Veronica Mars Quotes

“And for about the millionth time in her life she felt an overwhelming gratitude for her best friend. Because she knew he wouldn't mention this afterward; she knew he wouldn't take it as a sign that she was losing her nerve or was in too deep. There weren't many people in this world who would let you be vulnerable and still believe you were strong.”
― Rob Thomas, The Thousand-Dollar Tan Line

“It's a noir world. Unfair things happen.”
― Rob Thomas

“A pair of freshmen rushed by our door talking about who would make a better Gallagher Girl: Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Veronica Mars (a debate made much more interesting by the fact it was taking place in Farsi).”
― Ally Carter, Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy

“Huh. Veronica Mars, speechless. I'll have to write this one in my feelings journal.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“Conan Doyle deluded a century of readers into thinking we're all deductive geniuses.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“But sometimes the lies we let ourselves believe are for our own good.”
― Rob Thomas

“How hard do you think it'd be to hack into the database of a major research university?"
Mac hesitated. "Since you're asking me on a cell phone, in front of God and the NSA- impossible.”
― Rob Thomas and Jennifer Graham

“I also drink Scotch. But I'm not picky. I'll take the victory Scotch, or the Scotch of defeat. Or the rotgut swill.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“Was it tacky to get a cake during a hostage crisis? What was the protocol? She pictured chocolate frosting with white lettering: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOPE YOUR DAUGHTER ISN’T DEAD. But this year was her fiftieth, a year with a zero. Veronica had to do something. So on her way to the condo she’d swung by a bakery and picked up a small German chocolate cake. It was her mom’s favorite—or at least it had been, a decade ago.”
― Rob Thomas and Jennifer Graham

“Was it tacky to get a cake during a hostage crisis? What was the protocol? She pictured chocolate frosting with white lettering: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOPE YOUR DAUGHTER ISN’T DEAD. But this year was her fiftieth, a year with a zero. Veronica had to do something. So on her way to the condo she’d swung by a bakery and picked up a small German chocolate cake. It was her mom’s favorite—or at least it had been, a decade ago.-page 218 of The Thousand Dollar Tan Line”
― Rob Thomas Jennifer Graham

“In Vegas, the veneer of glamor was bright but thin. You didn't have to look that hard to see the darker realities that lurked beneath the surface.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“In Neptune, the past was always grabbing at your ankles, trying to pull you back.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“Oh, I guess you wouldn’t know, since you left the actual investigating for me to do. Well, buckle up, my friend, because I’m about to hand you actual clues to an actual crime, wrapped in a bow.”
― Rob Thomas Jennifer Graham

“Sure, there were a few more duct-taped tears in the vinyl seats, a few new dings in the fiberglass surfboards lining the walls, but the bacon was still crisp and pancakes were available twenty-four hours a day, the way the good Lord intended.”
― Rob Thomas

“Chatty, defensive, observant. My new favorite witness.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“Bursting into flame would definitely blow my cover.”
― Rob Thomas

“This is why you shouldn’t hire your friends. It’s all nice and professional until the insubordination starts. She sighed.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“It was Saturday evening and we were in the throes of a Veronica Mars marathon (season two DVD). I decided that when I left “Ms. Townsend, Ice Princess” behind, the New Sadie was going to be like Veronica Mars. She was plucky, cute as a button and she had a smart mouth.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Regret

“Sometimes, if it looks like a murderous duck and quacks like a murderous duck...well, you know.”
― Rob Thomas Jennifer Graham

“Congratulations, Veronica. You just ordered your first call girl.”
― Rob Thomas, Mr. Kiss and Tell

“The response in the office was predictable, though it wasn't Mac who cooed the loudest; it was her dad.

"Who's a big fierce monster dog? Who's a bloodthirsty hound from Hell? It's you. Yes it is." Keith knelt to the floor and tickled the puppy's pudgy stomach. Veronica and Logan watched, amused.

"I didn't know he was this anxious for grandchildren," Veronica said.”
― Rob Thomas Jennifer Graham

“We’ll have a drink and all watch Veronica Mars. I think in the next episode she gets roughed up in a pool hall. Anyone would need a drink while watching that.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Regret