Very Funny Quotes

“Did I break you?" Bathymaas
"What makes you think that?" Aricles
"Why do you leak so?" Bathymaas
"I don't know. It just does that sometimes." Aricles
"Is it the same as when I grow moist between my legs whenever you're near?" Bathymaas
"I-I suppose it is." Aricles
"Your body is so different from min. Are all men like you?" Bathymaas
"I would assume, but I don't make it a habit of being with naked men, especially when they're aroused." Aricles”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Dark Bites

“Heya, Arlene. What’s shakin’?” Cotton greeted.
“Don’t shift some of this weight, everything,” Arlene replied.”
― Kristen Ashley, The Gamble