Vexed Generation Quotes

“Dragon pens?” Brewster asked.
Phillip said, “It’s a long story.”
Gary said, “Yeah. Some would say too long, too fragmented, and without clearly defined stakes...”
― Scott Meyer

“Being a grown-up is like when someone trains their dog to sit with a weenie balanced on its nose until they give the dog permission to eat it, but you’re the one with the weenie on your nose and you’re the one withholding permission from yourself to eat it. Learning not to allow yourself to do all the dumb things you’d really like to do is part of what makes you an adult. So is learning not to snicker every time your father says weenie.”
― Scott Meyer