Washing Dishes Quotes

“He said he had a stroke reading my absurd writing, so I said, “Thank you for your service.” Then I continued washing my dishes in my lawnmower.”
― Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“Guests were never allowed to do the dishes. It was almost considered insulting to have them even try.”
― T.J. Klune, The Queen & the Homo Jock King