Watercooler Quotes

“Hydration Specialist!’ the cooler corrected sharply, its plastic chassis vibrating with indignation. It dispensed three ounces of clear liquid into a paper cone cup. Miller took a sip and immediately coughed violently. ‘Is this vodka?!’ ‘You’re wound tighter than the clock’s mainspring, mate. Drink it down.”
― Belinda Kelderhouse, The Twilight Home: Weird and wonderful tales of life and death at a rather unusual retirement home…