Wax And Wayne Quotes

“Can you beat them on your own? Marasi half whispered, half mouthed at Wayne.
He grinned and mouthed back, Does a guy wif no hands got itchy balls?”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Bands of Mourning

“It's like I often say..."
"Greet every morning with a smile. That way it won't know what you're planning to do to it?"
"No, not that one."
"Until you know it ain't true, treat every woman like she has an older brother what is stronger than you are?"
"No, not...Wait, I said that?"
"Yes," Wax said, turning back to his notes. "It was a very chivalrous moment for you."
"Rusts. I should really write these things down.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Shadows of Self

“You're the detective, I'm just around for the punchy-punchy, stabby-stabby.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Bands of Mourning

“Greet each day with a smile so it doesn’t know what you’re planning on doing to it.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Alloy of Law

“Can you beat them on your own? Marasi half whispered, half mouthed at Wayne. He grinned and mouthed back, Does a guy wif no hands got itchy balls?”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Bands of Mourning (1 of 2) [Dramatized Adaptation]

“And do what? Read?”
Wax chuckled. “No. I don’t mind a book now and then, but Wayne is the real reader.”
Steris raised her head, looking surprised.
“I’m serious,” Wax said. “Granted, he likes ones with pictures now and then, but he does read. Often out loud. You should hear him do the voices to himself.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Bands of Mourning