We Mean It Man Quotes

“Vorobyaninov, I've got a pressing artistic task for you,' he whispered. 'Go over to the exit from the first-class hallway and stand there. If somebody approaches, start singing, loudly.'

The old man was taken aback. 'But what should I sing?'

'Not "God Save the Tsar," that's for sure!”
― Ilya Ilf, The Twelve Chairs