Weatherman Quotes

“The weatherman is always as honest as he is vague.”
― Laura Kasischke, Gardening in the Dark

“The weatherman/woman definitely has SuperPowers.”
― Dr Margaret Aranda

“She grabbed her jacket, although the weatherman had promised a return to seasonable temperatures. But given his record, she saw no reason to trust him. What other occupation got to retain their jobs when they were right only half the time?”
― Kylie Brant, Deadly Dreams

“She looked starstruck, but he couldn’t blame her. The girls always flocked to smooth-talking Tim. Despite Hurricane Gerard’s powerful winds, his hair still looked perfectly groomed. Jason wondered if he used shellac as his favorite weatherproof hair product. No doubt, the board that hit Brandon and him would’ve just bounced off his helmet head.”
― Lexie Nicholas, Hurricane Beach