Wedding Capital Quotes

“She was the only one who made him hear music. The only one who made him feel home. The only one who wanted nothing more than for him to be plain, simple Will Truitt.”
― Jamie Farrell, Matched

“If my mom sees you here, she’ll ---“
“Paper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch?”
― Jamie Farrell, Sugared

“Have you ever played Killer Bunnies?” she asked.
“Killer Bunnies?” he repeated, blinking the way people always did when they didn’t follow her brain’s train.
“It’s a card game. Not spades and clubs, kings and jacks cards. It’s like a board game, with cards instead of a board. Here. I’ll show you.” She stretched up to the top shelf beside her TV and pulled down a bright blue box. “But I have to warn you, I never hesitate to use the nuclear warheads or the anti-matter raisins. Your bunnies are going down.”
― Jamie Farrell, Sugared

“Though everyone who mattered to him told him to walk away, though Lindsey herself told him to walk away, he was still here. And she was still glad.”
― Jamie Farrell, Matched

“Right on time, sugar.” Josh draped his arm around her shoulders and steered her through the lobby. “Traffic okay?”
“Yeah, except when that alien spaceship landed on I-90 and then all those crickets jumped out to perform Beethoven’s Fifth on kazoos. Otherwise, clear sailing.”
― Jamie Farrell, Sugared

“Are those the Edible Undies cupcakes?” one of the women in the kitchen asked.
“They’re the Nipple Lickers,” Kimmie answered. “Without the nipples.”
“I heard you perfected the Sex on a Peach cupcakes,” another feminine voice said.
“Can you squeeze me in for a double order of Spank Me Strawberries the weekend before Knot Fest?”
― Jamie Farrell, Sugared

“Josh squeezed her arm. “I’ll behave,” he murmured. “For now.”
She’s going to pickle your cucumbers.”
“He has more than one?” Natalie whispered.
“That’s between me and Kimmie,” Josh replied.”
― Jamie Farrell, Sugared