Wendell Quotes

“The invigorating energy in fresh-cut grass and cool, crisp chlorine filled Wendell’s nostrils as they lounged by the pool in Evan’s back yard. Looking past the back fence the wild grass bowed to the playful persuasion of the warm summer breeze and the corn lilies and columbines bounced their jeweled heads, laughing and teasing butterflies. Even the Cooper’s hawk atop a nearby fence post, content with feasting on a woodpecker knew, it was a perfect day.”
― Jaime Buckley, Prelude to a Hero

“It’s called a repository spell. Makes something bigger on the inside than on the outside. Works great for bags, barrels, hats, just about anything really, even a 1963 police box.”
― Jaime Buckley, Race to Til-Thorin

“I’m not even ready to be fairly bruised,” he complained out loud, “I don’t want to be killed dead.”
― Jaime Buckley, Race to Til-Thorin

“I’M ALIIIIVE! AND I’M NAKED!”
― Wendell P. Dipmier

“Some people don’t care about the truth—they only care about being right.

Even when the evidence is irrefutable, these same mud-butts will fight tooth and nail to defend their position.

They will claw, accuse, condemn, ignore and outright lie…so long as they do not have to admit, accept or apologize.

All I can say is, I’m sorry. Those people do exist.”
― Jaime Buckley, The Truth About Lies