Whimsical Humour Quotes

“Then I shall bid thee goodnight, my dear. Sweet pixies watch over the dusty moonlight of your dreams, Jessameine.”
― Jennifer Silverwood, Silver Hollow

“Get off me!" Badger tried to roll away, but Azrael held his palms over the baker's eyes again and more white light poured out. "You're blinding me! Stop!"

"No," said Azrael.

"Please!"

"I can't hear you over the sound of my total indifference.”
― Mirriam Neal, Paper Crowns

“You're cooking", said Elizabeth, and each word came out of her mouth as if it was ashamed of being in the room with the others, "bunny soup.”
― Liam Perrin, Sir Thomas the Hesitant and the Table of Less Valued Knights

“(Taken from the scene in which protagonist Rebeka is caught snooping around down in the underground floors of Project Code-X...)
“I was just curious as to what was down here,” I said boldly.
He studied me, evaluating the situation carefully. His face relaxed.
“They say curiosity is the mark of a great scientist,” he mused light-heartedly. “It is often the loss of that child-like curiosity that ends the career of many a great scientist prematurely. Their minds go dead and they are no longer inspired. Once that light goes, they are completely and utterly useless to me.”
He had a habit of ruminating aloud, so I said nothing. Then perceiving me again, he took me by the arm. “Well now, Doctor Taft. Let me show you precisely what we are doing down here in the basement," he said, proceeding to guide me around the corridor.”
― S.J. Robinson, Alpha is the Beginning

“Can we go to Alum Bay, please?" Snugs asked the moose, his little nose twitching with excitement, and his voice a little faster than usual because he couldn't wait”
― Suzy Davies, Snugs The Snow Bear

“Tea for Two
(A Tactful Texas-sized Twister of a Tale)

Afternoon tic-tac toe.
Tête a tête quiet head to toe.
To and fro toe-to-toe.
–′Tisk for task, tit for tat–
(Teeter-totter tack and back)–
Tat-a-tat-tat!
—S.w.a.k.



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― douglas laurent

“I'll be Bach, but I won't be Beethoven.

--The Symphonator”
― douglas laurent

“Cytosis are sexy, cancer's a kink.”
― Ed Phillips, Tea Time: Happy Poems of Doom and Despair