Wisecrack Quotes

“You're like candy. People lick your knowledge to become wise, lick your words from your powerful mouth and say it even better than you. Lick each step you make and stay on a good track, and once you're dead, the lickers scavenge for another intellectual candy.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson

“There's poverty in wealth. If a man is wealthy without good health, is he not poor? If a man is wealthy without children, is he not poor? If a man is wealthy without God, is he not poor? If a man is wealthy without giving alms, is he not poor? If a man is wealthy without wisdom, is he not poor? Then there's a great lack in riches.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson

“Now take it easy. This is a gun I have at your back. Don't you feel it?"
I felt it. I took it easy.”
― Ross Macdonald, The Drowning Pool

“They'll die in overtime”
― Jenifer Levin

“Do you want me to tell you the truth?" he asked softly.

"No I want you to bullshit me please.”
― Saurbh Katyal, The Invisible Woman

“Why do you want to know?" she asked.

"No special reason. The Idiot guide to detectives says that you you are supposed to ask questions like that.”
― Saurbh Katyal, The Invisible Woman

“I put the cup down and gave Neha a hard stare, showing her I was not amused. If I wanted to get insulted by a fat woman over bad food, I would have just flown Air India.”
― Saurbh Katyal, The Invisible Woman

“Who said a crab could not be good too for making pepper soup?”
― Godwin Inyang, Gamblers Make Better Lovers

“Finally admitting you want my dick?” “In a jar,” I grind out. “On my mantle.”
― Angel Lawson, Samantha Rue