Zayden Roth Quotes

“Did you know it's always been my fantasy to do a chick on a swing?"
"Did you know it's a federal ofense to have sex on a playground?”
― C.M. Stunich, Bad Nanny

“What I'm trying to say, Brooke Overland, is that I want to be your nanny."
That's seriously the most romantic thing I've ever heard in my life.”
― C.M. Stunich, Bad Nanny

“It means something, but it doesn't change anything.”
― C.M. Stunich, Bad Nanny

“I'm crushing hard here, Smart-Pants.”
― C.M. Stunich, Bad Nanny

“Because I'm suffering from a seriously nasty case of I.L."
"Um," I lean away from him and blink several times, some of my smarmy romantic swoon fading away. I was hoping maybe he was here to confess; instead he came to tell me he has an STD? "Is it contagious?"
Zayden tosses his head back and laughs, dropping his chin down and leaning in to press his face against the side of my neck.”
― C.M. Stunich, Bad Nanny

“He plays with his lip rings, using his tongue to slide them in and out of the holes. Aaaaand that was imagery I so did not need.”
― C.M. Stunich, Bad Nanny

“Please don't sing and dance," I whisper, but it's too late. He's snapping his fingers and doing this sexy groove to the music. It should look really stupid - and it kind of does - but with his tight abs and his tattoos and piercings, it's really just...precious.”
― C.M. Stunich, Bad Nanny

“Do you think I'd have called if I had anyone else?"
"That really inspires confidence, bro. Why would you even trust me with watching your kids anyway? I killed two goldfishs last week. On accident.”
― C.M. Stunich, Bad Nanny

“Rob says, just before a piercing screech crashes through the phone and I jerk it away from my ear like I've been slapped. Either that's a banshee coming to take my soul to the underworld, or it's Rob's daughter, Kinzie.”
― C.M. Stunich, Bad Nanny