Zebra Quotes

“Zebras are piano horses. I think about that when I’m swinging a golf club, and it brings a musical cowboy element to my game that another player might not be able to buy in a vending machine.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“God has a sense of humor. Don't believe me? Just look at a zebra and tell me what was going on in His mind that day.”
― Kim Gruenenfelder

“A zebra is the piano of the animal kingdom, and now you can learn to play like Mozart on horseback. If I can coach my ducks to become World Dodgeball Champions, I can make your musical equestrian dreams a reality.”
― Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

“When you see a lion tearing apart a zebra, what sort of divine order you see there? What we see there is nothing but savagery, injustice and chaos, in short, we see a primitive disorder, we see an evolutionary cruelty and a primitive disturbance deprived of any kind of ethics!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“The zebra was forlorn that its strips were not the same as everyone else’s. However, upon close examination the zebra eventually discovered that no one’s strips were the same. Discovering this, the zebra suddenly realized that it was a good thing to be part of a herd, but it was not a good thing to be lost in the herd.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough