Zits Quotes

“I totally carpe-d the snot out of this diem!”
― Jerry Scott

“I rubbed at my temple, where the zit was gone. It still hurt a little , though, deep under the skin. I hate those zits that burrow underground. You think they've vanished, but no, they just barricade themselves right next to the bone and hurt.”
― Lili St. Crow, Strange Angels

“Latin is already a dead language, man... don't make it any deader.”
― Jerry Scott

“That's just the butt hair talking.”
― Jerry Scott, Jim Borgman