Zulu Quotes

“Homer, in the second book of the Iliad says with fine enthusiasm, "Give me masturbation or give me death." Caesar, in his Commentaries, says, "To the lonely it is company; to the forsaken it is a friend; to the aged and to the impotent it is a benefactor. They that are penniless are yet rich, in that they still have this majestic diversion." In another place this experienced observer has said, "There are times when I prefer it to sodomy." Robinson Crusoe says, "I cannot describe what I owe to this gentle art." Queen Elizabeth said, "It is the bulwark of virginity." Cetewayo, the Zulu hero, remarked, "A jerk in the hand is worth two in the bush." The immortal Franklin has said, "Masturbation is the best policy." Michelangelo and all of the other old masters--"old masters," I will remark, is an abbreviation, a contraction--have used similar language. Michelangelo said to Pope Julius II, "Self-negation is noble, self-culture beneficent, self-possession is manly, but to the truly great and inspiring soul they are poor and tame compared with self-abuse." Mr. Brown, here, in one of his latest and most graceful poems, refers to it in an eloquent line which is destined to live to the end of time--"None knows it but to love it; none name it but to praise.”
― Mark Twain, On Masturbation

“In this cage, behind these bars, I think of you and me.”
― Kenya Wright, Caged View

“Zulu!” I raced up to his side and stopped him. “I can explain my weird behavior.”
“So you’re not just crazy?” His blond eyebrows rose as he grinned.
“Well, that’s the point. I am crazy.” I raked my fingers through my hair and blew out a long breath. “I set my ex-boyfriend and the two women he was cheating with on fire. They were all in the hospital for several months.”
He didn’t say anything and just continued to stare.
Feel like running away yet?
“So,” I said. “I’m not the sanest person you could spend your time trying to be with.”
He flashed me a huge smile. “If someone touched you now, they would be lucky to have only one month in the hospital.”
Oh, my goodness.
“Okay. I don’t think you understand me.” I held my hands out to my sides. “What I am trying to say is I’m insanely jealous and act on it in violent ways that are frankly detrimental—”
“You have a few more weeks.” He tapped his watch. “And then I’m coming for you.”
Coming for me?”
― Kenya Wright, Caged View

“You see how good I’m being for you? I haven’t ripped out any hearts or anything.”
― Kenya Wright, Caged View

“To a zulu, every phone is an iPhone.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Zulu, we do this quick and easy,” Ray said. “No ripping his chest apart, taking out his heart, and painting his blood across the pavement.”
“Come on. I did that once, and you still won’t leave it alone.” I shrugged my shoulders and leaned back in the van’s backseat.”
― Kenya Wright, Caged View

“Here’s a pen so the next time you want to write a message about drugs, you won’t have to use someone’s heart.”
― Kenya Wright, Caged View

“Kulonyaka Ka 2018 Kumele uzazikahle Ukuthi ungubani , zifune Uzithole , bese uhamba ngokobizo lwakho , lokhu owazalelwa Khona kumele ukulandele njalo nje Ngoba the best is yet tio come ngempilo yakho , Kukhona okuhle okuzovela ngawe , Walk bold and tall”
― siphesihle manzini

“Imimoya ivuka/ivuselela la umhlaba we ntliziyo ukhona.”
― Goitsemang Mvula