Location: The United States
About:
I've finally managed to have more books on my Read list than on my TBR!
Yes the nonexistent rumors are indeed true, I am a dedicated vegan and have bee
I've finally managed to have more books on my Read list than on my TBR!
Yes the nonexistent rumors are indeed true, I am a dedicated vegan and have been for four years now!
I incorporate way too much profanity into my general vocabulary.
I don't practice any religion.
I am an extreme horror enthusiast, a Star Wars enjoyer, and a bass player. I am a lover of crime fiction, especially films such as The Godfather.
And if you think this bio lacks substance, fuck you.
What? You thought I would waste my time writing a bio on a site made to rate and review books? You probably think I don't have friends. You're probably right. Like how Ozzy thought the bat he was eating was rubber. Was he right? No. Where am I going with this, you ask? How should I know?
You actually read all that? Color me impressed! Well, before you go on to do something else probably more interesting than reading this useless bio, I might as well tell you that I am a terrible book reviewer. While writing the mound of elephant feces that I call a review, I mostly just go with what I can think of at that moment in time. How does that work out for me, you ask? The answer is terribly. Just take a look at my reviews and you'll see what I'm talking about.
P.S Some books that I read may go unnacounted for on here because they're either not on Goodreads or I'm just too lazy to update my profile.
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