Broken English Books
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Something muffins (Hardback)
by (shelved 1 time as broken-english)
avg rating 3.64 — 28 ratings — published 2005
Don't Smell the Balloons (Broken English, book 3)
by (shelved 1 time as broken-english)
avg rating 3.50 — 16 ratings — published 2006
The Knife of Never Letting Go (Chaos Walking, #1)
by (shelved 1 time as broken-english)
avg rating 3.98 — 204,296 ratings — published 2008
“Once upon a time, a human belittled another human who spoke broken English, until the first human discovered English was the second human's third or fourth language, and then the first human felt rather stupid and decided to shut the f*** up.”
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“My father saw him one time. We live in mexico, on the farm, and Father went to feed the horses. At night. Little man was standing there giving hay to the horses. And Father watch and he came and he told Mother, 'Jedushka Di Muvedushka feeding the horses'. He don't get scared, nothing. In the morning we go look, the horses' hair all braided. So Beautiful! All their hair braided.”
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