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Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1)
by (shelved 174 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.97 — 212,543 ratings — published 2012
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
by (shelved 141 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.22 — 2,061,401 ratings — published 1979
Tangled (Tangled, #1)
by (shelved 125 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.03 — 120,862 ratings — published 2013
Seduction and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers, #1)
by (shelved 124 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.06 — 53,619 ratings — published 2012
Bossypants (ebook)
by (shelved 112 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.96 — 1,069,197 ratings — published 2011
Good Omens (Paperback)
by (shelved 107 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.25 — 840,366 ratings — published 1990
Battersea Parker (Paperback)
by (shelved 98 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.53 — 7,645 ratings — published
Playing for Keeps (Neighbor from Hell, #1)
by (shelved 88 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.02 — 116,317 ratings — published 2011
The Hating Game (Paperback)
by (shelved 85 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.85 — 852,853 ratings — published 2016
Uck It List (Paperback)
by (shelved 82 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.55 — 7,511 ratings — published
Me Talk Pretty One Day (Paperback)
by (shelved 82 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.01 — 727,831 ratings — published 2000
Can You Keep a Secret? (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 71 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.82 — 483,465 ratings — published 2003
The Deal (Off-Campus, #1)
by (shelved 70 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.18 — 1,357,964 ratings — published 2015
Comedian Gone Wrong (Paperback)
by (shelved 69 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.00 — 1,509 ratings — published
Futures and Frosting (Chocolate Lovers, #2)
by (shelved 67 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.26 — 25,020 ratings — published 2012
Saint Richard Parker (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 66 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.28 — 5,726 ratings — published 2023
Battersea Parker 2 (Paperback)
by (shelved 63 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.59 — 4,427 ratings — published
Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened (Paperback)
by (shelved 62 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.17 — 217,946 ratings — published 2013
Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir (Hardcover)
by (shelved 61 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.90 — 203,507 ratings — published 2012
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
by (shelved 61 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.86 — 517,126 ratings — published 2011
Hollywood Girlfriend (Paperback)
by (shelved 60 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.66 — 2,185 ratings — published
The Martian (Hardcover)
by (shelved 60 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.42 — 1,357,512 ratings — published 2011
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal (Paperback)
by (shelved 57 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.22 — 184,459 ratings — published 2002
Neanderthal Seeks Human (Knitting in the City, #1)
by (shelved 56 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.88 — 68,624 ratings — published 2013
I've Got Your Number (Hardcover)
by (shelved 56 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.94 — 242,999 ratings — published 2011
The Princess Bride (Paperback)
by (shelved 56 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.27 — 960,129 ratings — published 1973
Perfection (Neighbor from Hell, #2)
by (shelved 55 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.11 — 66,971 ratings — published 2011
Yes Please (Hardcover)
by (shelved 55 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.85 — 562,966 ratings — published 2014
The Fault in Our Stars (Hardcover)
by (shelved 53 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.12 — 5,843,439 ratings — published 2012
The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)
by (shelved 52 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.31 — 3,532,209 ratings — published 2005
Bridget Jones’s Diary (Bridget Jones, #1)
by (shelved 51 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.81 — 1,034,094 ratings — published 1996
The Rosie Project (Don Tillman, #1)
by (shelved 50 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.01 — 604,972 ratings — published 2013
Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #1)
by (shelved 49 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.76 — 135,504 ratings — published 1999
One for the Money (Stephanie Plum, #1)
by (shelved 48 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.05 — 584,478 ratings — published 1994
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (Hardcover)
by (shelved 48 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.84 — 168,995 ratings — published 2008
You Deserve Each Other (You Deserve Each Other, #1)
by (shelved 47 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.84 — 151,202 ratings — published 2020
First Grave on the Right (Charley Davidson, #1)
by (shelved 47 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.02 — 93,029 ratings — published 2011
Double Trouble (Paperback)
by (shelved 46 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.74 — 1,823 ratings — published 2020
The Unhoneymooners (Unhoneymooners, #1)
by (shelved 46 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.89 — 1,174,425 ratings — published 2019
Pucked (Pucked, #1)
by (shelved 45 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.83 — 92,581 ratings — published 2015
Checkmate (Neighbor from Hell, #3)
by (shelved 45 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.12 — 49,919 ratings — published 2012
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #2)
by (shelved 45 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.19 — 322,936 ratings — published 1980
Banker's Holiday: A Novel of Fiscal Irregularity (Paperback)
by (shelved 44 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.35 — 6,328 ratings — published 2000
The Score (Off-Campus, #3)
by (shelved 44 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.13 — 682,168 ratings — published 2016
Play (Stage Dive, #2)
by (shelved 44 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.23 — 61,664 ratings — published 2014
Love and Lists (Chocoholics, #1)
by (shelved 44 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.16 — 11,894 ratings — published 2013
The Unidentified Redhead (Redhead, #1)
by (shelved 44 times as hilarious)
avg rating 4.01 — 29,681 ratings — published 2010
My Lady Jane (The Lady Janies, #1)
by (shelved 43 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.99 — 86,223 ratings — published 2016
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (Hardcover)
by (shelved 43 times as hilarious)
avg rating 3.51 — 149,813 ratings — published 2012
“We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.”
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“Where's your car? Miles asks, glancing at him as he slams his door shut and slings his backpack over his shoulder. "And whats up with your hand?"
"I got rid of it," Damen says, gaze fixed on mine. Then glancing at Miles and seeing his expression he adds, "The car, not the hand."
"Did you trade it in?" I ask, but only because Miles is listening. [...]
He shakes his head and walks me to the gate, smiling as he says, "No, I just dropped off on the side of the road, key in the ignition, engine running."
"Excuse me?!" Miles yelps. "You mean to tell me that you left your shiny, black, BMW M6 Coupe—by the side of the road?"
Damen nods.
But thats a hundred-thousand-dollar car!" Miles gasps as his face turns bright red.
"A hundreds and ten." Damen laughs. "Don't forget, it was fully customized and loaded with options."
Miles stares at him, eyes practically bugging out of his head, unable to comprehend how anyone could do such a thing—why anyone would do such a thing. "Um, okay, so let me get this straight—you just woke up and decided—Hey, what the hell? I think I'll just dump my ridiculously expensive luxury car by the side of the road—WHERE JUST ANYONE CAN TAKE IT?"
Damen shrugs. "Pretty much."
"Because in case you haven't noticed," Miles says, practically hyperventilating now. "Some of us are a little car deprived. Some of us were born with parents so cruel and unusual they're forced to rely on the kindness of friends for the rest of their lives!"
"Sorry." Damen shrugs. "Guess I hadn't thought about that. Though if it makes you feel any better, it was all for a very good cause.”
― Shadowland
"I got rid of it," Damen says, gaze fixed on mine. Then glancing at Miles and seeing his expression he adds, "The car, not the hand."
"Did you trade it in?" I ask, but only because Miles is listening. [...]
He shakes his head and walks me to the gate, smiling as he says, "No, I just dropped off on the side of the road, key in the ignition, engine running."
"Excuse me?!" Miles yelps. "You mean to tell me that you left your shiny, black, BMW M6 Coupe—by the side of the road?"
Damen nods.
But thats a hundred-thousand-dollar car!" Miles gasps as his face turns bright red.
"A hundreds and ten." Damen laughs. "Don't forget, it was fully customized and loaded with options."
Miles stares at him, eyes practically bugging out of his head, unable to comprehend how anyone could do such a thing—why anyone would do such a thing. "Um, okay, so let me get this straight—you just woke up and decided—Hey, what the hell? I think I'll just dump my ridiculously expensive luxury car by the side of the road—WHERE JUST ANYONE CAN TAKE IT?"
Damen shrugs. "Pretty much."
"Because in case you haven't noticed," Miles says, practically hyperventilating now. "Some of us are a little car deprived. Some of us were born with parents so cruel and unusual they're forced to rely on the kindness of friends for the rest of their lives!"
"Sorry." Damen shrugs. "Guess I hadn't thought about that. Though if it makes you feel any better, it was all for a very good cause.”
― Shadowland
