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Gamzee Makara
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@GamzeeHEY FUCKSTICK. WHAT'S UP YOUR NOOK THIS TIME?
@KarkatHeY bRoThEr :o). NoT a MoThErFuCkIn ThInG rIgHt NoW.
@Gamzee:I CAN SEE WHY. YOU'RE NOT VERY SMART.
@KarkatMaN, I aM jUsT kIcKiNg BaCk WiTh A rUdE eLiXeR. No ReAsOn To ThInK. tHiS sTuFf Is A mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClE.
@Gamzee:SO HOW ARE YOU? I'M DOING PRETTY SHITTY OVER HERE
@KarkatYoU aLwAyS SaY tHaT. tAkE sOmE tImE tO lOoK aT tHe MiRaClEs ThAt Be ArOuNd YoU. It WiLl MaKe YoU FeEl BeTtEr.
@Gamzee:I DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM A PSYCHOTIC CLOWN
@KarkatWEll,OkAY ThEn. iF yOu DoNt WaNt It, I wOnT gIvE iT tO yOu. HoNk.
@Gamzee:KEEP YOUR MIRACULOUS HORESHIT OR WHATEVER. IT HAS NO VALUE ANYWAY
@KarkatI- oH sHiT! HaHaHaHa
@KarkatNaW, i LoVe ThEm HoRnS :o) bUt SoMeTiMeS i StEp On ThEm aNd ThEy ScArE tHe ShIt OuTtA Me!
@Gamzee:RIGHT NOW, I'M ACTUALLY WONDERING WHAT ALL THE OTHER MORONS ARE DOING. YOU AREN'T THAT INTERESTING. MAYBE VRISKA'S BITCH MODE IS ACTIVATED.
@KarkatHeHeHe I hAvEnT hEaRd FrOm ThAt MoThErFuCkEr In A wHiLe.
@KarkatHeHe ThEn WhY aRe YoU tAlKiN aBoUt HeR?
HoNk :o)
@Gamzee:SHE WAS MERELY BROUGHT UP AS A TOPIC OF CONVERSATION. FUCK OFF.
@KarkatWhAtEvEr MoThErFuCkEr. FiNd YoUr ChIlL pIlL aNd SwAlLoW tHaT sHiT dOwN witH a WiCkEd ElIxEr
MiRaClEs
Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA.
You get pretty excited by CLOWNS OF A GRIM PERSUASION WHICH MAY NOT BE IN FULL POSSESSION OF THEIR MENTAL FACULTIES. You belong to a RATHER OBSCURE CULT, which foretells of a BAND OF ROWDY AND CAPRICIOUS MINSTRELS which will rise one day on a MYTHICAL PARADISE PLANET that does not exist yet. The beliefs of this cult are SOMEWHAT FROWNED UPON by those dwelling in more common lawnrings. But you don't care, you got to be going with what feels right at where your heart's up in, you know? You like to practice on your ONE WHEEL DEVICE, which you are GOD AWFUL AT because your FEET DO NOT REACH THE PEDALS. You enjoy a FINE BEVERAGE, and like to do A LITTLE BAKING SOMETIMES. You've got ALL THESE HORNS all over the place, and sometimes you step on them and SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF.
You like to chat a lot with your pal Karkat, who is usually pretty cranky, but he is your BEST FRIEND. You have a lot of OTHER GREAT FRIENDS who you also like a lot. Your trolltag is terminallyCapricious and you speak in a manner that is JuSt A lItTlE bIt WhImSiCaL. SOMETIMES YOU TALK IN A WAY that is a little bit sporadic, DEPENDING ON YOUR FUCKING MOOD.