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Feb 14, 2009 12:05PM
hahahahaha... it's injuries, btw... and i'm not laughing at the burnt finger, i'm laughing at the randomness
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My legs were ruined for this week because I am really tall and all the weight on my legs while I ran on some asphalt hurt me (Boohoo why do I have to be so sensitive)
hmm... i've had a few black eyes, some twisted ankles, but nevah broke anything, so keeewwwl foh meh... :D
monolith wrote: "hmm... i've had a few black eyes, some twisted ankles, but nevah broke anything, so keeewwwl foh meh... :D"
I broke my arm but no one ever touches me other wise,accept this one kid ran at me and round house kicked me in the butt. I just turned and laughed at him
I broke my arm but no one ever touches me other wise,accept this one kid ran at me and round house kicked me in the butt. I just turned and laughed at him
oh, well, one kid (my idiot of a roomate a couple years argh, man he was a trolllll...) he held the metal end off a number 2 pencil (the rubber eraser had been pulled out) in a candle flame for like a minute, then came over and pressed it against my arm... i had a burn mark in that shape there for like a year.... can't see it now though :P
i've told you about dylan, haven't i kelly? remember, the bunkbed? i was on the top bunk, and i called him oprah, and he pushed his hand between the bars and slid the matress off the bunk? geez that kid... and no, he was like a year older (and a year behind in school, haha..) and about 6 inches taller, or i would've punched him so many times.... i did try once, right at his face, cuz he tipped my chair over backwards during lunch.... he friggin caught my hand, darnit... the other kids at the table (this was like all 7 members of the school, by that point haha...) were al stunned, cuz like they expected him to throw me over the balcony into the stairwell which was about three feet away... i know my cousin choked on his sandwhich... hahaha...
NO you haz never told me about dylan!! tell meh!! geez, i'm not going to chainsaw andrew- he'd prolly just enjoy it, anywayz- i'm heading straight for this jerks house!!! or is he in juvy?
hahahahaha, he should be!! he almost killed my cousin with a friggin bobcat!! my gosh, that kid... argh, it would take so much trouble and tiiime to relive the idiocies of every day for a whole school year though haha... :\
yesh. surprisingly, those are the best times of my life so far, cuz there were people... ah, well, as soon as i graduate, i'm goned...
wowz...you are wierd. BUT thats otay. i understand. its because you live in the middle of nowhere and the worst thing you can get out there is crack. so fine. BUT seriously, that dude...dylan? why were you roomies?
hahaha, nice...and, because teh skool was my aunts house, and whle it was huge, there were like 4 kids boarding there, cuz it was about a 4 hour drive for most of us, so, as opposed to my annoying cousin or my evil sister, i picked dylan... this was before i met him..... >.< aaand yeah, it was annoying, but i dealt... it really wasn't that bad, cuz apart from the burn, he never really injured me... well, in dodgeball... he was on my team, behind me, and he was a tough guy, so he always had to make a big deal about throwing the ball as hard as he could... that particular time, he got the back of my hed... i tried to turn around and punch him then too haha, but i couldn't really see him... one, because i was almost unconscious, and two, cuz my glasses had landed about 10 feet away... he actually got a girl in the face once, we spent about ten minutes searching the ground for the lens... dylan got in serious trouble, that day haha :D
wow....that actually sounds pretty kewl, except the jerkface part ah course. its sort of like living in australia. i hate and love dodgeball because i love to play it, but i hated the stupid hard volleyballs we played with and the guys who thought it was funny to hit girls as hard as they could. (we were young. :P)
whyyy did he burn you?
cuz he literally didn't realize he was gonna burn me. he thought it'd be like, "really warm",and make me jump. like, the equivalent of coming up behind someone and sticking your finger in their ribs,it hurts for about a second, and goes away. yeah, he was dumb. i miss dodgeball though...
Charlie the bassist and drummer wrote: "sucks my brain broke so I had to get the repair women to poke and prod it"hahaha
I saw something on Family Guy and edited it and this is what I came up with (Mr.Garrison)Heeyyyyyyy. I got some popsicles in my baaasement for snaring I mean sharing
My friend breaks a bone once a month. This month she broke her arm
WOW! She must have hard bones by now because of... Im not going into the scientific properties...



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