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This is were we write our weird and/or nonsensical explanations for things.

Dreams are clearly caused by electrical interference and the Earth's magnetic field affecting the electricity in the nervous system. We don't get dreams during the day (day dreams are different) becuase our brains realise what is happening and counteract the affect.

Amazing.

Why New Zealand Was Named That:
So, like a couple hundred years ago, there was this tiny island west of what we now call New Zealand, and the inhabitants of that island didn't care about what was beyond their coast. But one day, the island's population grew so much that they were forced to explore the ocean. One brave explorer went east and found a huge island 20x
bigger than the one they currently inhabited. And in their language they called islands "zealands". So, when the brave explorer returned, he was like, "Guys, there's an entirely new zealand over there!" and that's what it was called after they had all moved there. As time passed, the story was forgotten and the original zealnd was destroyed by an earth quakes. Aaaaand I lack a good conclusion to this story...so..yeah.

John wrote: "Why New Zealand Was Named That:
So, like a couple hundred years ago, there was this tiny island west of what we now call New Zealand, and the inhabitants of that island didn't care about what was b..."

Nice. Very smooth.

Why Hurricanes Happen:
One day a giant came along and decided that because he was hungry he was going to have some food but could not find any. He walked the world trying to find something to satisfy his rumbling stomach but that was a reliable food source since he was... well, giant. He had been walking all day and the sun was beginning to set so he was extremely tired. He lay down and started to snore. Unfortunately he never woke up and is still sleeping to this day. His huge breaths created a whirlwind that started to move, and because my fingers are tired I am going to wrap this up,and then had babies and they destroyed things. THE END.

John wrote: "Why New Zealand Was Named That:
So, like a couple hundred years ago, there was this tiny island west of what we now call New Zealand, and the inhabitants of that island didn't care about what was b..."

Do you live there?

Nope.

Blast. Seen the 'beached as, bro' thing?

What?

It's a youtube video. It went pretty viral. At least, in Australia, that is.

To go viral means to have a 1,000,000 and over views.

Let's put it this way; it got it's own TV show for a while.

SIDEWAYS LADDER!!!!: IIIIIIIII

THE LETTER 'R'!!!! R

My mum says something similar to that. She tells us her mind is so busy thinking about muliple things at once and that's why she forgets things like my name and trails off in the middle of sentences.

Like a lunatic.

Okay, that was mean. I take it back.

Kggelen wrote: "My explanation for my stupidity is this: My mind is so complex, I forget the simple stuff. That's why I forget my alphabet. Sometimes."

Ooooh! Me too!!

I am here but do not know what to type.

Allison wrote: "My mum says something similar to that. She tells us her mind is so busy thinking about muliple things at once and that's why she forgets things like my name and trails off in the middle of sentences."

My mother forgets my name too! She once called me Geoffery. 'My name is not Geoffrey, MOTHER!' was deemed the appropriate response.

my mom neverforgets my name per se but she sometimes calls me by someone else's especially if she was talking to someone.

lol i know my mom does that too cause there are five kids in the house

All of my siblings are related to me and each other by blood.

wow

I am an only child, so my mom always knows what to call me. Or my parents will just call me "kid"

lol! That's sad.

I think that is more funny than sad. But then again I am sometimes considered insensitive. On brighter news I just got a volunteer position at my local Y!

Monkeyduels wrote: "I think that is more funny than sad. But then again I am sometimes considered insensitive. On brighter news I just got a volunteer position at my local Y!"

Congrats I guess!-

Kggelen wrote: "Why?"

Because I am sometimes loud and obnoxious and people don't like that. I am also very good with kids which is an oxymoron.

What is a Y?

Ah, that.

Arrghh! Village. People. Stuck. In . Head! Please. Make. It. Stop...

Badgerlord wrote: "Arrghh! Village. People. Stuck. In . Head! Please. Make. It. Stop..."

....IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY.

You're welcome.

Thank You!

Monkeyduels wrote: "Kggelen wrote: "Why?"

Because I am sometimes loud and obnoxious and people don't like that. I am also very good with kids which is an oxymoron."

Kids are loud and obnoxious. Except it's cute at that age.

No, it is not. Kids who are loud and obnoxious are brats.

Guys, being loud and obnoxious does not mean a kid is a brat. It sometimes does, but not all the times. Perhaps the only medium to express oneself is to be loud an obnoxious. Aren't there plenty of artists and intellectuals who think using loud things and obnoxious things? Didn't Albert Einstein say that imagination is more important than knowledge? Aren't there tons of obnoxious memes on the internet that we find funny?

Perhaps the it does not depend on what you are doing, but the metaphorical canvas and reason you are doing it. Lets say that Spice, for example, was about to be eaten by sharks, and Badgerlord saw this, and realized that he needed to get help. He yelled, "HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!" many times. Although it was loud and, albeit, obnoxious, it still alerted us that he needed help and we saved Spice.

Internet sharks?

What if, one day, we actually met each other?

Why?

http://d.gr-assets.com/users/13444605...

It is a trench coat. Also, even though Badgerlord knows what I look like, he still views me as a video game character.

Either a young girl with funky hair or an entity.

Yes, an entity.

Entity is an interesting way to view it. Although, she really does have funky hair.

It's pretty funny because if you always judge a person on the Internet by their profile picture then Rinasa is a moody teenager who is bleeding all the time and I would be a defenseless typing monkey albeit a very cute one.

ℂᖺαᖇᒪἷ℮-ωα ⊰♡1017 & ♡ Tardis!⊱ wrote: "Badgerlord wrote: "Arrghh! Village. People. Stuck. In . Head! Please. Make. It. Stop..."

....IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY.

You're welcome."

A pox on you and all you hold dear.

Laszlo wrote: "Guys, being loud and obnoxious does not mean a kid is a brat. It sometimes does, but not all the times. Perhaps the only medium to express oneself is to be loud an obnoxious. Aren't there plenty of..."

Sharks? Someone fetch the popcorn. No offense to Spice.

Kggelen wrote: "Currently, I would be a creepy guy that impales stuffed animals and examines their inards."

I still picture you as a cat.

I used to have a cat called Minton. He used to eat shuttlecocks (I beleive they're called 'birds' in America?), so I'd have to tell him off. Bad-minton.